Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.
"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.
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An old bald man who constantly fixes his pants in public without a second thought
Principal Fixing Pants fixed his pants
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Winston: "Yo dawg, I be winnin' the lottery."
Simon: "Shit yo' pants?"
Winston: "Hellz yeah."
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Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump
I shat my pants in english class today.
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Similar to such names as Amanda Hugnkiss and Mike Hunt. Sounds like 's'ed her pants
"Attention QFC customers would Esther Pants please report to customer service. Esther Pants to customer service please"
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When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants
If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!
Used to show degrees. Giant radioactive rubber pants is pretty high up there.
But, Invader's blood marches through my veins! Like Giant Radioactive Rubber Pants! The pants command me. Do not ignor my veins!!
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