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a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry
"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"
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Its red panty night: basically someone is on their period. ..grab a tampon.
Connor McGRegor said it...thats what travis said any way.
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A scary video game that makes you jump out of your seat. It is so SCARY it makes you shit your pants. There is a lot of animals and a balloon boy that pops up on your face. Freddy is the main character that kills you when it pops in your face. The other characters don't kill you. There is cameras that you have to look through to see if they are coming to scare the shit out of you. There is this annoying guy that calls you for like 5 minutes.
Five nights at Freddy's 3 is scary as shit.
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A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.
O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!
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Noun: The Netflix equivalent of porn.
Teenager: Mom can I watch a late night comedy tonight
Mom: No there’s too many sexual scenes
Teenager: DDD:
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A weekly mandatory meeting held usually but not always restricted to the O'Banion Palace where great minds who think alike get together and prepare a delicious meal made entirely of food and discuss current events that pertain to the general interests of the Tuesday Night Meeting Crew. Beverages are provided via BYO. Tuesday Night Meetings, simply abbreviated TNM, were devleoped in order to ensure that good friends get together at least once per week to solve the worlds problems. Important Holidays are celebrated, and detail of the celbration is decided by popular vote. If yer not in, yer out. Thats as simple as it gets.
"Who is cooking for next week's Tuesday Night Meeting?"
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1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.
2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.
3. A hairy hump horror!
Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"
Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"
Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"
Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"
Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"
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