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Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

by hollisterhottie101 March 25, 2010

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


a "jonny" good night out

a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry

"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"

by jonnylover92 November 6, 2011

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


red panty night

Red panty night

Its red panty night: basically someone is on their period. ..grab a tampon.

Connor McGRegor said it...thats what travis said any way.

by Plagued4thedamned February 12, 2016

22πŸ‘ 243πŸ‘Ž


Five nights at Freddy's 3

A scary video game that makes you jump out of your seat. It is so SCARY it makes you shit your pants. There is a lot of animals and a balloon boy that pops up on your face. Freddy is the main character that kills you when it pops in your face. The other characters don't kill you. There is cameras that you have to look through to see if they are coming to scare the shit out of you. There is this annoying guy that calls you for like 5 minutes.

Five nights at Freddy's 3 is scary as shit.

by Hannaperez_17 May 25, 2015

16πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Bright Light Nights

A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.

O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!

by Fuck Face October 17, 2003

2πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Late night comedy

Noun: The Netflix equivalent of porn.

Teenager: Mom can I watch a late night comedy tonight
Mom: No there’s too many sexual scenes
Teenager: DDD:

by CrazyB0Z0 March 20, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Tuesday Night Meeting

A weekly mandatory meeting held usually but not always restricted to the O'Banion Palace where great minds who think alike get together and prepare a delicious meal made entirely of food and discuss current events that pertain to the general interests of the Tuesday Night Meeting Crew. Beverages are provided via BYO. Tuesday Night Meetings, simply abbreviated TNM, were devleoped in order to ensure that good friends get together at least once per week to solve the worlds problems. Important Holidays are celebrated, and detail of the celbration is decided by popular vote. If yer not in, yer out. Thats as simple as it gets.

"Who is cooking for next week's Tuesday Night Meeting?"

by charlygordon123456 October 11, 2007

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž