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A wet ass jumper is a jump shot in basketball that, 99% of the time, makes it in the hoop.
John: "Bro, I was shootin' so many wet ass jumpers today at the gym, I made almost all of them!"
DeSquarius: "I thought you sucked at shooting baskets."
John: "Not today."
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the act of shoving your nose in a vagina
Dude I gave that girl a wet john morgan
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1)fabricated expenditures; made-up handling fees; add-on taxes; fake surcharges. Costs that are made up after a price for the product, or service, has already been given. 2)A way to make more money after a price has already been given for a product or service. This process usually feels to the customer like they just got hit with a "wet iron skillet".
"Just lowball him and when he gets here we'll hit him with the wet iron skillet."
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popularised in the Leeds and York area of the United Kingdom, this turn of phrase related to the moistness of an aroused woman's vagina, and analogises a recently watered hanging basket of flowers.
I'm really turned on, I'm wet as a hanging basket.
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Two women scissoring whilst on their periods.
Hey Jane wanna do a little wet fanny rafting? I'll be on my melon soon!
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One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.
Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)
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Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.
"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"
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