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When you have sex for the third time in one night and hardly produce alot of cum on her belly anymore.
"Man felt so good when I blew that huge load on your stomach, Carla."
"Pft! Are you serious right now Bart? That wasn't even a load that was just a little sprinkle shower, your brother Roger , now he blows some huge loads!"
When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.
When you've got so much drip you ascend to a new level of sauce.
When you're so fly you're showering in sauce.
Dayum! Homie's outfit is Shower Sauce. He's gonna
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He's so fly, he has that Shower Sauce.
What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
The sum of similar events happening in the time lapse between two showers
- I shagged two girls today!
- That’s impressive! Were they on the same shower though? My personal record is three
Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not
Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"