TALK-ES

Super duper cool things. Not many people have them but everyone wants them. Some people also lie about having them.

Sike I lied these talk-es are mine

Bed talk

Two dudes talking while leaning against a truck bed, or while sitting on tailgate.

"How many beer cans do you think will fit in here?" "That's some bed talk bruh"

look who's talking

something you say to call out a hypocrite in a conversation

I would never cheat with you
Oh look who's talking! I saw you bang Cornelius the other night

Dry talk

Someone that's speaking with a sore throat. Usually happens around the Flu season. That individual may have a stuffed nose that pitches the way they talk.

1 : I'm assuming you're severely ill.
2 : How could you tell?
1 : The dry talking.

Chore talk

Talking while doing chores which makes it much easier, faster, and less boring

I'm chore talking while doing chores.

national ask the girl you've been talking to for months

ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official

hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.

We Don't Talk About.........

Usually ends with Bruno

We don't talk About......... Bruno NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT