Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…
Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
u/ means username/ and it is used in Reddit and is well known in the Reddit community. People use u/ insert random name here to mention a random Redditor to tell them to get their butts onto a post or to show others who the person is. BE AWARE that when you mention somebody they can see what you commented that made them go onto the post
Anne: Hey Harry how do I mention a Redditor again I'm still new to this website, please help.
Harry: You just type u/ and then their Reddit names and there you go that's the dummy's guide to mentioning somebody on Reddit.
Anne: Did you just call me dumb?!
Harry: No...
The only proper way to greet somebody born in the 21st century.
Zoomer: "I was born in 2001."
Normal-aged person: "u yung af."
When you are a mad redneck and you don't understand life. Usually follows with a empty Mountain Dew can being thrown.
Screw-U-Bishhhhh OR BIshhh-Screw-UUUUUUU
Its asking if you want to help me hide a body which refers to having smacked someone very very hard...
Will u help me hide a body?
ehhh no
Come on it's laying there just on the floor
"runs away"
What. I dont know
You
Know bout
Rollin down
In teh deepp. When ur brain goes numb and u call that mental freeze
ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞstop talking too much put that shit in slow motion i feeel like an astrounot in teh ocen yelp Hdeuhrfijborfiugrohugty. Mama miaa
-hmmmmm look at this dowload minecraft free ඞඞ!! *clicks*
-loading
What u know bout rolin down in the deep
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ඞඞඞඞඞඞ🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
The spaced out word that defines the way of life and decency the only comical way to get through life is the r e c t u m. and no it is not just your butt it is your soul.
thats big R E C T U M
HEY WTF R E C T U M
THEY TAKE A SHIT OUTTA THERE R E C T U M