Ur mom

That one human being that is a girl and very kind and loving to son. Too sad if you dont have one.

Hey you! Ur mom is so kind to me. But she died in a car crash.

ur mom

lmao ur mom

hey who died?
ur mom

ur mom

A cow

Hey look it’s your mom eating some grass.

Ur Mom

The greatest comeback in history.

"what are you going to do today?" Then you say "Ur Mom"

Ur Mom

The biggest comeback in human history.

"Hey what are you going to do today?" Then you respond with "ur mom!"

Ur Mom

Why are you looking up ur mom huh people SUS

UR MOM

ur mom

the hottest thing out there <3

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT