Crack Cheese

The collection of greasy cheese-like material in the upper part of an ass crack, caused by sweating and/or poor hygiene.

"I passed out before I took a shower last night, and I had the worst crack cheese this morning."

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mac and cheese

A woman who has a very pretty face, but a body which makes her less than totally hot.
The opposite of a butterface.

Dude 1: Hey, see that girl over there with the beautiful eyes and the flabby gut?
Dude 2: Yeah. She's quite a mac and cheese.

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Fromunder Cheese

White cheesy shit that collects around a girl's pussy lips and clit when she doesn't wash it. Some dudes dig licking out their girlfriend's Fromunder Cheese.

"Man, I love opening Cammi's whisker biscuit and licking out the Fromunder Cheese inside, tastes damn good!"

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penis cheese

An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.

I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.

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cheese doodle

a tiny penis that nobody wants to see

dude, asa mushroom stamped me with his cheese doodle!

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Jamaican Cheese

What Agustin Smells like

Damn augo you smell like Jamaican Cheese

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cheese master

Homaosexual male who enjoys performing fellation upon uncircusised males, preferably with poor personal hygiene.

"Cyril is such a cheese master - He needs a mouthwash"

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