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be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).
"she married a man old enough to be her father"
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When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!
Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.
When someone brings something unnecessary to a party and/or doesn’t clean up their own ass mess.
When a basic white girl brings box cupcakes to a Birthday party that already has a big birthday cake and then quickly leaves, Mason might respond “That bitch left her cupcakes. The audacity.”
When you put your special glaze on her booty after doggystyle
Guy 1: I candied her yams the same night I met her
Guy 2: Damn you wild n*gga
To be the first person to anally penetrate your girlfriend
Eh mate, guess what? Lindsey let me bust her nut last nite ,it was as tight as a mouses ear
The nipple of a female breast.
The woman let the man put his mouth on her nipple like it was the mic of her boob.
When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.
I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!