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Balls and Wieners

When someone gets overly excited or upset about an event, person, or object, resulting in excessive talking and/or douchebag behavior.

Did you see shaggy today? He wouldn't stop talking about that molly chick he fucked at the party last night.

Yeah man, he goes balls and wieners for that girl.

by BabY PumPKiN February 18, 2009

54๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


foul balls

After playing a baseball game or any time your balls get UNBEARABLY stinky from the excerise. After the intensive physical activity you decide that you need a BJ or your nuts sucked on. When the girl goes down to suck your nuts she will cough or throw up from the smell and while she is coughing you proceed to yell FOUL BALLS!!!!!

girl: "O I want to suck your balls."
guy: " I am very okay with you sucking on my testicles right now."
girl: "I'm sucking your nuts and cough cough they are smelly"
guy: "FOUL BALLS!!!!!!!"

by Brian C and Izak P June 8, 2007

61๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ball Shit

When you are having sex with a chick who's got a dirty ass and you get her shit on your balls.

I had to clean up my ball shit after sleeping with Betty last night.

by netchi September 8, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camel Balls

When a males pants are too tight and up their crotch area, causing their balls to visibly split or to bulge to the side of the seam.
Usually visible when they are sitting down.

You're sitting on the train when the man sittin across from you is sitting with his legs open and as you glance up at his crotch area and notice a bulge on both sides of the middle seam. You have just witnessed Camel Balls!

by andthennothing February 19, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eight Ball

A crazy, reckless person. Furthermore, a lighthearted term used to describe a mix between an idiot and a daredevil (either for insult and, sometimes, endearment).

Like the literal black ball used in a game of pool, an Eight Ball is a living, breathing symbol of both good and bad luck.

Popularized by U.S. Navy and Marine Corps T.V. shows "McHale's Navy" (1962-1966) and "Baa Baa Black Sheep" a.k.a. "Black Sheep Squadron" (1976-1978).

"Christy, you Eight Ball! You ain't sane enough to go rollin' in Central Park!" - Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale

by DJRayRay March 20, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


boo balls

The point of celibacy, voluntary or otherwise, at which a male is so pent up sexually that you could practically scare the jizz out of him.

I can tell by the way that guy is walking that he hasn't had sex in ages. I bet he's got boo balls.

by Midnight Swami February 25, 2015

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloogle balls

Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.

"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"

by laurosaur October 31, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž