Clinical G-Unit

1. Any Clinical Governance Unit that will stop at nothing in its acquisition of C.R.E.A.M. and street cred (ibility) and whose actions are most reminiscent of an OG. A portmanteau of Clinical Governance Unit and G-Unit.
2. An OG whose actions equally meticulous as they are cold.

1. Did you hear about the hospital administrator who duked the performance metrics in order to scam more hospital funding? He was a real (Clinical) G-G-G-G-G-Unit!
2. Did you hear about the OG who picked up the shell casings after unloading a clip from his TEC-9? He was a real Clinical G-Unit.

belushi ball

An injection of both heroin and cocaine, from which the comedian John Belushi died. Derivation of the term speedball.

Did you see that pregnant woman in the alley? -- She was shooting up a Belushi ball.

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nang

Ghetto speak for cream charger bulbs that contain the dissociative anaesthetic nitrous oxide, and which are inhaled recreationally for their pleasant yet brief dissociative-hallucinogenic effects.

Oi have a huff of this nang when the guitar solo comes on, you'll get an awesome flange effect.

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scrum-tralesant

a word used by James Lipton to describe the perfection of "a troll in central park"

your performance was...well byond perfection.It was so good I must make a word for it..... it was absolutly scum-tralesant

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basehead

1. Someone who smokes freebase stimulants, particularly crack cocaine, but also methamphetamine.
2. An individual who lacks commonsense, presence of mind, or conscientiousness.

1. Check out the homeless basehead passed out on that bench.
2. You silly fuckin' basehead, you're looking at the map upside down!

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nitrous whore

A nitrous oxide user who displays the characteristic addictive behaviour reminiscent of crack cocaine. Given the brevity of its effects, a nitrous whore will go at lengths to consume or purchase more nitrous, which is all the more amusing given its relatively non-addictive properties. A facetious adaptation of the term crack whore.

The house is a sty, the dishes are piling up, and all you seem to do is suck on them nitrous bulbs. Have a shower and get addicted to a real man's drug, you seedy fuckin' nitrous whore!

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YCOMT

YCOMT = You Came On My Tits: acronym that refers to the male act of ejaculating ("jizzing") upon the breasts of a female, or a male with breast implants (a la genesis p-orridge).

Me: Ah, you fucking rank bitch... you just squirted in my eye!
Vinci's mum: Well, i have every right to... after all, YCOMT.

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