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a super cool kid who can get any girls he want with just a snap of a finger
look mikkey is such a doe doe bird
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someone who won't leave you alone and who will snitch on you and is a totall goof
Dylan Depaiva & Jacob Enticott is such a Bird Rat Goof,
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The overwhelming weight gain in pigeons outside the Fashion Institute of Technology in NYC due to the crazy amount of dieting the fashionista students do.
I was sitting in my office and saw an obese pigeon land on the ledge. He must have a case of FIT Bird Flu bad!
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The dinosaur pleasure move is a sexual action where your partner will bite off your genitalia then vomit into your mouth like a baby bird.
“Hey Frank”
“Yeah, what’s up darryl?”
“what’s a good thing to do in the bedroom with my mistress”
“well, last night my brother and I did The Baby Bird Move”
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Me: I'm gonna eat a grip of gnar-gnar bird this thankgiving.
Person: That's cool.
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An Ailment Some Women Get When They Really Need Some Good Loving.
Chris: "Idk what's wrong with her tonight. She is all over me."
Will: "I do, she's got Low Bird Pressure dude!
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When a girl gives you a blow job and you pull her head back, throw up in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her until she yacks all over your shit.
Man, I had baby bird sex last night in the bathroom at Dennys, it was awesome!!!!!
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