Sam is this kid right who just Rants about Shit and When he starts he just doesn’t give a Fuck about anyone else so Kids hate on him because Sam is a Fat kid ya know that one kid who yells out because he knows his IQ is lower than a Brick so yeah that’s a Sam.
Guy 1: Look there’s a Sam
Guy 2: OMG cover your ears Sam is about to speak.
Guy 3: Help! I’m stuck Sam is ranting!
male of white heritage with no understanding of life outside his pale life, usually incredible ignorant and without a life
“why can’t white people say the ‘N word’ it’s nlt even that big of a deal”
“ugghhhh please don’t be a Sam right now”
Sam is the best person ever! You can always trust a sam and is always there for you. If you ever come across a sam never let go of him because they are an amazing human being. The opposite of hell . Sam’s normally the type with brown/black hair and hazel eyes. He is strong and independent but always come up with the best ideas for a group. They love boats and are a great boss.
Sam is amazing
best person in the world! hes literally so amazing! i love them. so pretty!!
"sam is pretty!"
Typically associated with having a horse penis.
Brittany: hey Livy did you see Sam’s penis?
Livy: Omg yes I did that shit was like 30 inches holyyy