Train-yard Blast

A sexual act that involves using a model train set to be involved in love making such as jamming the model train conductors into the urethra or fitting the entire train with its cabs into the vagina

It can also be described as thrusting extremely hard while having sex, screaming at the top of your lungs "CHOOOO CHOOOO" and cumming all over said persons face, ass or vagina

I think me and Cindy are gonna do some Train-Yard Blast tonight"

Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.

Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"

Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

baby gravy train

When 3 or more men get on their hands and knees, they are pegged in a line until they all finish on the floor

Want to be our third carriage in a baby gravy train

steam-training

multiple people penetrating each other in a straight line similar to a train and then cumming inside each other's anus's

Me and my friends were steam-training yesterday and now we're exhausted

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steam training

Talking to a girl that's already being chirpsed

Did you see that stinky steve he just fucking steamrolled me on a sure thing. He's always steam training me.

model trains

To be model trains for someone means to be happy about their situation. It is the opposite of being jealous or envious. If someone does better than you in a competition or such, you could feel jealous of their result, to instead be happy for them regardles of your own result would be to be model trains for them.

Wow, your house is so nice, I am model trains for you.

I wish I could travel too, but I'm model trains about your upcoming trip.