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I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 02, 2021


Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023


Clown shoe mother fucker

Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.

look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.

by @basswd April 14, 2018


Ur brother a mother

it was made from ur mom gay deep in Japan and forged to make the strongest comeback of all tim

Dan:Ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Dan:Ur granny a tranny
Carl:Ur brother a mother
*the whole Milky Way collapse*

by Baz ball March 17, 2018


Ur Brother a Mother

Even worse than ur sister a mister

Bob-ur mom gay
Carl-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Carl-ur grandpap a trap
Bob-ur sister a mister
Carl-UR BROTHER A MOTHER
THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME EXPLODES

by Celesta.Edits March 18, 2018


Ur brother a mother

Like the other types of sick burns (ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, etc..) this is a new burn that superspooon came up with on ifunny

“Ur brother a mother”

by SpoonKing March 20, 2018


Ur brother a mother

The worst thing to be said in human existence. Say this after some says ur sister mister.

Carl: ur mom gay
Dylan: ur day lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Dylan: ur sister mister
Carl: ur brother a mother

by Ur brother has cildtrn March 17, 2018