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another saying for suck my ass when joking around
susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(
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When the males genitals are covered in cocaine
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
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Cookin' up some macaroni and cheese and topping it off with a little crack
I made some mac n' cheese, but i didn't have any salt. So I cooked up some crack and tossed it on there; now its mac-n-crack.
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Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.
1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.
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One who is only slightly overweight or obese.
Person 1. "Dude, I've gotta get back to the gym."
Person 2. "Yeah man, you are a fat-crack."
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Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
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Without my crack o cola in the morning, I'm not pleasant to be around.
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