Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.

"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

hard on a sleeve

When one ejaculates on a females shoulder or sleeve area of a tshirt.

Friend 1: Did you bang that girl last night?

Friend 2: Fuck yeah, I gave her a hard on a sleeve.

Friend 1: Ouhh, that’s tight!

Friend 2: No response.

Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

Hard to the out

A cooler way of saying "hard out"

Dane: Last night was a mean as night.

Kent: Hard to the out.

Dawn Harding

A beautiful woman, usually has the appearance of a Egyptian Goddess with her gorgeous raven locks and beautifully tanned skin.She has a heart of gold unless you piss her off!She will fight for what’s hers and won’t tolerate anyone’s bullshit!

“have you heard of Dawn Harding?”
“Oh yeah she’s beautiful”

Hard nappies

Aussie slang for solid shit

Something solid
Shit - anything

Wow fuck me mate, that concrete post is hard nappies (solid shit)