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A rare, nearly extinct breed, the Furbearing Trout is from the Artikdannder genus of fish and is found in the arctic lakes north of the 72nd parallel. Its diet consists primarily of ice-worms and fod. Sometimes confused with the more common Alpino-Pelted Trout.
That's cooler than a Fur-bearing Trout!
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It's a little fat or extra flab in the belly, stomach region of a man but usually a woman. It is caused from beer, alcohol or a little cub, baby.
It's a way of saying she's got a little extra flab there because of a baby, little cub or because of a beer, alcohol.
She has a little bear gut to her.
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A ginger (red headed) bear (hairy guy) man (...)
Play on the words ginger bread man.
Did you see that ginger bear man at the gay bar last night?
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A weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler shit in it that got Ray lewis in trouble.
Deer antler powder unlike HGH is banned in the NFL.
bill: yeah i started taking Russian Bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don't look like such a bitch
joe: you shouldn't take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got Ray lewis in trouble with the NFL.
bill: Its not illegal bitch!
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A group of three or more people going into the woods to get slizzered.
"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?
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(adj.) an annoying emotional state in which one does nothing but bawwwww and complain about life's woes, often witnessed in extremely sensitive people when they get excessively butthurt about something
A: Hey, want to get lunch?
B: No, piss off.
A: ...christ, okay. Didn't expect you to be so bad mood bears today.
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A sexual position where the woman is suspended in mid air with rope and the man is laying underneath. The hanging girl is then wound up, and then released so she is spinning while being fucked.
(Girl Speaking first) Mike from Massachusets, you are so fine, I want you to white gummy bear me.... Whats that?... explain... okay and can we do some regular and vaginal?... wtf?
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