Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

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Mechanic Car Bomb

When a person takes a shit in their car during a mechanic repair.

I took a Mechanic Car Bomb yesterday.

Cum car

A car where the back windows don’t roll up so pedestrians will jack off into the back seats while the car is stopped. The car is usually a red honda civic or a car with windows lower to the ground for ease of access for public cum slinging individuals.

“I hate driving my cum car. Three guys splooged in my civic while I was ordering five guys.”

Left-over car

That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents

I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car

O Bam A Car E!

When you type in "Obama Care" you'll get this definition. Coined by the popular late night host Stephen Colbert (whose main target audience used to be teens during this time; but now mostly parents like watching him) on The colbert report, circa 2010-2011.

Man: What do I need for my health care?
Health care advisor: O Bam A Car E!

murdered car

When a car or truck is blacked out in every way possible, black paint, black logos, tinted windows, tinted headlights

(Murdered car /truck )

Man that truck is black on black on black !

Yup it’s “murdered” right out....

Rusty Car

Pleasuring a Latina in the backseat of a '72 Impala with shag carpeting but no hydraulics as the windows fog up with the same humidity causing your ass and her knees to stick to the vinyl seat coverings.

I bought my son a rusty car for graduation.