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Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasnรขยยt.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
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Kids aged between 11 and 14 who exclusively watch Drive to Survive and religiously follow world class safety car merchant Max Verstappen aka Max Fraudstappen. Their logic is a joke and they make fraudulent claims like Verstappen better than Senna, Verstappen GOAT, 2021 World Championship was legitimate, etc. They are massive bandwagons, only supporting Max and their favourite song is "Tu-tu-tu-tu, Max Verstappen!" They hate Checo Perez (the GOAT of Mexican F1) because he keeps "throwing" races and they think that Fraudstappen will win eight world championships, the first driver to do so.
They are born to condom failure and are fatherless. They constantly get abused online and always comment "Verstappen GOAT" even on irrelevant posts. They will grow up to be a comedian as they are massive jokes.
Person 1: Verstappen is the GOAT
Person 2: Fraudstappendog
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A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid
A Portugese Ghost who trashes small countries and farms banter clubs. He is also commonly known as Rapenaldo, Pendu and Penaldo due to his status as a world-class penalty merchant and his numerous rape charges. He is known as Camelnaldo for moving to Fraudi Oilrabia bomber's league to chase cash and continue his fradulent behaviours. Also called Saudi a top 5 league, cementing his legacy as a world-class fraud. Also pays 10 million dollars to girls to stop them from saying they had a child with him.
Person 1: Saudi is top 5 leagues in the world
Person 2: Your favourite player is Camelnaldo
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A washed finished Spanish Daycare Centre for babies like Gavi and Pedri who can't win any trophies without bribing the referees. Notorious for farming Argentine midget Pessi before trading him to PissG. Most of their fans are malnourished children from third world countries who only wear old Pessi jerseys.
Pessidog: I go for Bribelona FC
Guy: So you have to buy trophies than?
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