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When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.
I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.
A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Someone who is zesty in denial
Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin
just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid
one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.
Smelly Dusty Dirty Female Frontal Gash Possibly Brandishing Meat Curtains .
Bitc# got Guttar Muffin. Dirty pussy } { Crotch rot }
A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.
That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.
A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't
damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face