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Gut your fish

Female masterbation

Go gut your fish, have a wank

by Whatkindoftree March 8, 2018


organizing your binder

giving a hand job

dimitri: caryn will u plz organize my binder=)
caryn:no! im 2 busy playing with my pencil pouch
katie: i dont mind organizing your binder

by sikmind'd October 14, 2010


your mental health

your mental health is non existent. you are unstable and you need to seek professional health.

hey dude how’s your mental health?” “it’s non existent.”

by a homeless rabbit May 12, 2021

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bok your chicken

To jerk off immensely in a rapid movment. Your penis (chicken) is being shaked (bok). When doing it long enough your chicken will be inlarged,and soon the chicken will produce hatchlings.

Keivon will bok your chicken for a dollar.

by Grade a material March 13, 2014


peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

by A_single_bean June 1, 2019


Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017


Dry Your Back

A new dance move that involves raising both of your hands in the air, and moving them side to side, to give the illusion that one is in fact drying their back with a towel. Variations in the word "dry" and "your" can indicate whether the act has happened, is happening, or is about to happen, and also who in fact is partaking in drying their back on the dance floor.

"Bro, get out on the dance floor and Dry Your Back."
"No thanks brah, I don't want to get all these girls wet."

by hoffer606 August 18, 2011