slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

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Yarn Slap

When you slap someone across the face with a large amount of yarn, usually made to form a cylinder shape. When yarn slapping you should aim for the chops but if you cant hit them there then aim for the temple

"Yo i keep my hoes in line by yarn slapping them. Im keepin my yarn hand strong."

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scum slapped

to be struck across the face with the drool saturated hand of a baby, resulting in spastic wiping off of the face.

"that baby may look cute but if ya get to close your gonna get scum slapped."

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ape slap

When engaging in anal intercourse in doggystyle , the man swings both arms back and smacks the woman on both sides of the head simultaneously.

"Her face was so pretty it made me was to ape slap her."

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Poo slap

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.

'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'

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snap slap

To slap someone across the face to snap them back into reality.

Someone needs to snap slap that girl to bring her back to earth.

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Sleepy Slap

The act of slapping another person while he/she is asleep.

"The man sleepy slapped his friend for being a douche the day before."

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