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When you are fucking a girl in the ass you pull out with shit of your dick and put in down her throat so when you nut it comes out her nose and the shit will give it a burning sensation and the cum will make it look like a dragon blowing out smoke through its nose.
Me and my girl were doing it last night and she let me try the African fire dragon it was weird but fun.
The circular flame associated with an ignited loss of containment of highly flammable gas following a spice crazed soirée at the local Indian.
Man, did you see Neville the other night? He had a vindaloo and 8 pints of Cobra. Debbie forced him to shove a cork in it, but the seal failed just as he bent over to tie his laces by the smoking shelter. The source of ignition caught the cloud and flashed back to source. It was a full blown rim seal fire!
When an object is lit on fire because of a flameing bag of shit.
Im going to throw a fuck Flaming Pheonix of fire at your ass... Beotch!!!
When you switch spots with someone.
He was on top of me while we were kissing and he pulled away and said “Chinese fire drill” so then we switched spots.
Every Guitar player's worst nightmare.
Even Herman Li finds it difficult to master his own song (through the fire and flames)
Non gender specific badasses that break the time space continuum to install control cable at a high level.
Those fire alarm ninjas really made the community safer!
When you give her the ol' razzle dazzle in the mouth then right when you get "there" push her head towards your dick and whisper in her ear "I have herpes" then cum shoots out her nose like Alduin from fucking
Skyrim. Alaskan Fire Dragon
I gave my 8 year old sister an Alaskan Fire Dragon this morning.Alaskan Fire Dragon
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