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A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation.
While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)
1. Female version of lord
2. A Polite female Especially an adolescent
1. Go is the Lady this Morning
2. He was I'm love with the Lady
Wearing a dress doesn't make her a lady, wearing a suit doesn't make him a gentleman.
Senator Patrizia Reggiani- Uh....I am a lady.
Female Captain- By what standards?
the most beautiful bean you could ever meet on this world. kind, loving, goofy, & stubborn. she’s a jack of all trades and one that you’ll never get bored of. truly loyal and will always want to be by your side no matter what. she’s the greatest lady you’ll ever meet.
Lady: *rolls around on the floor from happiness, exposing her cooch to the world*
Ladys mom: “oh my gosh lady! that’s so not lady-like of you!”
Lady: “(O.O)”
Lady is a person you’d love to have as a best friend. She will always have your back and you’ll always want to have hers. Someone who’s name is Lady is a beautiful queen. She’s attractive without any make up. Lady is as confident as her height. And is as sweet like honey. Do not ever tell a Lady to ‘calm down’ because she will tell you not to tell her to calm down. Over all if you meet someone named Lady, you will be very blessed.
“Babe, I’ll be back. I’m going to Lady’s house to go smoke a blunt. Love you.”
Rhyming cockney slang for £5.
Lady Godiva - fiver
'ere! Lend us a lady, me ol' china?
Which tea leaf has half inched me lady?
Folks, we have had an incredible time tonight
Thank you for coming out
But we gotta go home
This one is for the ladies
The beautiful, lovely ladies of Mississippi
And maybe Memphis, and maybe Tennessee
You guys have been fantastic
If you've had too much to drink, please don't drive home
We want you safe and sound
So you can come back here for year number 27, next year
Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest (c'mon, sing it out)
(You're there when I need you)
(You're there when I need-)
(I'm gonna need you)
A long time ago, I had a lady to love
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Look around you, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need-
I'm gonna need you, yeah
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Lady, I do
I want a lady
I want a lady
I want a Mississippi lady
Oh, oh, I want a Sam's Town, lady
Self stars, you've been fantastic
Thanks very much for being in the live part
We'll see you next time