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Module Monster

A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!

Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?

Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.

Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!

Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?

Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.

Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?

Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!

Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.

Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.

Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.

Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!

Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 19, 2011


monster & sensations

The true depiction of god. The snack of the demons. Walkers sensations thai sweet chilli with a monster ultra white or red. Inspired by past flings this is a joyous combination of both spice and recollection.

“Oyy dickhead, wtf u want”
Monster & sensations i think.”
“Good choice manslag

by Lonely celyn March 13, 2018


monster lemon

a lemon shaped thing that will eat your girlfriend

"hey man, im gonna eat you girl friend..

or maybe turn her into broth, lalalalala.."

monster lemon is a demon character thats shaped like a lemon and is in the game "friday night funkin"

by abichonfrise June 13, 2021


Cum Monster

It's exactly how is sounds, a monster made of cum
Dow with that what you will

"cum monster? hmmm tasty"
-George Herrick

by sumfulla January 17, 2022


Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020


pinkle monster

a child predator that likes boys

That man looks like a pinkle monster.”

by kendalsnsbdb March 3, 2021


Monster cookied

Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.

Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.

by Mr fraser August 25, 2021