BEWARE! he will steal your cookies
Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”
Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”
Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.
My sister is a cookie monster.
A jersey boy’s shlong.
“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”
Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies
I ate her out cookie monster style
When you put a cookie into your girl's pussy and or booty and eat it out.
I was baking with my babe and she was looking hot so I did a Cookie Monster.