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Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.
"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"
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(verb) Can also be used as skee ballin' or skee balled. It is a sexual term describing the act of a male rubbing his testicles up the torso of his partner, starting at the naval, before placing them in her (or his) mouth. The name is derived from the game skee ball, often seen at carnivals, where one rolls a ball up a ramp with the ultimate goal of said ball landing in one of the high point goals at the peak of the ramp.
My girlfriend loves to be skee balled before she licks my balls.
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When a normal cuss just won't cut it many turn to swearing by the unholy duo that clang defiantly between the legs of Gandalf the Grey.
By Gandalfs balls! this terrible game Black Ops has THE cheapest veteran difficulty I have ever encountered! It should be burned.
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A ball popsicle is when a female takes such joy in licking your testicles, they essentially emulate a popsicle.
The fine bitch made a ball popsicle out of my shit.
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Hey man, you don´t have to be such a pussy... C.'mon, grow the balls.
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When a chick is giving a guy head in the shower and with great fervor pulls out, grabs on to the shower curtain rod, screams, "WRECKING BALL," and proceeds to swing his junk into her face.
Bill D. broke the shower curtain giving Beth the Wrecking Ball last night.
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To Kiss a girl very quicky after she gave ANOTHER guy a blow job and he blew a load in her mouth.
"Joe just got Snow balled. He is making out with that girl who just blew me"
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