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It's not real until the two of you both believes it's real.
How is love be real when real isn't real
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When your girlfriend will gladly take your load and swallow 50 - 500 million of
your unborn babies than see them die in a condom.
"dude1" yea dude she would totally eat my unborn babies that let me bust in a
condom.
"dude2" fuck dude thats love right there!
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Love is the most stupidest thing in the world. It means you can't look out for yourself and you need someone else to stand there and back you up. It means waiting up for people when your ahead, and trying to catch up when you fall behind. It means hours of slavery for cruddy people.
Hey, you married yet?
Naw, love is stupid.
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The most fucked up thing that exists on our planet,we walk around blind and we meet,once we finally have the gift of sight we see them;our soulmate.
They’re not attractive, we leave.
Maybe they fucking really loved us,and we have them pain...
Love is one of the most gorgeous things ever felt; pain.
I loved you.
I’ll love you one day.
I don’t love you.
I’ll never love you,freak.
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Love is the feeling when you really need to shit but can't find a toilet then you find one but its a bad toilet but you don't care because you need it so much right now
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That feeling you get when your girl farts on your dick and you find it adorable.
"Dude, why does your dick smell?"
"Bro, I'm in love."
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a magical comfort food for the weak and uneducated
dude i think im in love.
no your uneducated
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