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Cunt Cousins

Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.

"Wow I can't believe how drunk I was last night. I hope I don't see my cunt cousin anytime soon!"

Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.

by Suction Cup Sadist September 16, 2018


Cunt boulder

The act of shitting stones into a girls vagina so she can grind that shit into gravel

God Sally, I could go for a old fashioned cunt Boulder right now

by Steviedie August 11, 2016


Cunt-chested

1) when a woman's boobs are so big that her cunt appears to be on her chest
2) when a woman with big boobs has a cold

Girl: Did you see Lucy in that dress?

Guy: hell yeah, that chick is cunt-chested

by dikcee and laverner April 24, 2017


cunt dip

A journey into the remarkably shitty middle of nowhere for the purpose of baking out a car or pussywagon. Short form of the more standard 'country dip'

Let's take a cunt dip to the park and smoke this blunt before we start drinking.

by countrydipper July 16, 2010


That Cunt Mark

A targeted person that usually ends up in failure.
Usually ginger in appearance with a appreciation of Hawaiian shirt and un-natural love of dogs

Spotting a unsuspecting pedestrian in the road whilst driving round a corner;
"Look there's that cunt Mark"

by Bigus Dickus Dilly Dilly November 27, 2019


leisure cunt

Noun. An affirmative name for someone who is enjoying leisure time.
Independent person who makes having free time a priority.

Person 1: "Yeah I decided: fuck doing my masters in 2017, I'm gonna be a total leisure cunt."
Person 2: "Aw! I want 2 b a leisure cunt!"

by leisurecunt August 3, 2016


Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!

by darcblu84 September 1, 2012