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David is the kind of guy that'll make you laugh no matter what, probably even at a funeral. He cares wayyyyy too fucking much about other people and feels like self-worth and self-love will come to him when he can finds love. which is stupid. He can be a bit of a tit sometimes because of his kindness, but all he wants in life is just someone to hold for ever.
Lol that's funny who said that, David?
He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.
Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.
A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus
Hey David, Can I ride your bus
A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus
Hey David gooding, Can I ride your bus
The worst friend you could ever have. Flaky, and tends to ignore you. Only shows up when it’s in his interest. Is a complete fagel.
David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.
And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal
Gigantic cock, knows how to use it, always knows how to pleasure the gal dem xx
David was so good last night