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the dankest of weed. see diggity dank or kind bud
yo, you got any green machine?
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A Green Head is the most obnoxious human being imaginable. It is derived from swamp borne green headed flies on the coast of Maine. These flies have green heads and when they land on you, they bite you with huge, white triangle shaped teeth. They are really slow,and when swatted, they do an animated, circuliar tumble to the ground.
That guy is such a fuckin' green head! Death to Green Heads!
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One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.
Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.
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using one's thumb as a "butt plug"
I gave that chick a green thumb. She loved it.
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When you dress up as the grinch and agressively fuck a chick on a mountain. Your heart won't grow three sizes but something else will.
I was at sunshine the other day and totally green thundered a bitch
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Where a man paints his Penis Green and Hulk Smashes it onto another persons face. Kind of like a mushroom stamp but with green paint and much more force.
Jeff was getting very excited with Mandy, when suddenly he asked to step away for a moment. When he returned his penis was painted green and he approached Mandy with a full run up speed and Hulk smashed his penis onto her cheek. The end result is a Green Giant on her face.
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n. South Carolina Democratic party nominee. Sucessfully employed 'door-to-door' campaigning with the slogan "Let's put South Carolina back to work", by making "toys of me, especially for the holidays." Accusations of false play center around his pr0n, retardation, blackness, unemployment, and blackness.
v. to use pr0n / status to get ugly bitches and felonies. See Tiger Woods.
v. To be elected because of blackness OR retardation. See Barack Obama.
Bitch I'ma let you finish, but he got Alvin Greened into office.
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