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A fetish in which the recipients hand is licked repetitively by the protagonist until the recipient orgasms or is rendered unconcious. Bam.
Charlie: "BRO, CARA LICKED MY HAND LAST NIGHT LIKE, 5 TIMES OR SOMETHING BRO!"
Jamie: "Dude...no fuckin way bro."
Charlie: "yea dude...hand licking fetish bro."
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Hands off the merchandise!
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
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Particularly anything that has been handed down from one person to another. Preferably known as "cheap"
"Look at this dude walking into the club with these hand me down shoes on."
"Boy please, were in so much poverty right now that the closes thing you will get to Jordan's is your father's hand me downs back from class of 86'"
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Voted number 1 for worst movies on IMDB. It is a true work of art and you have to be with friends to appreciate all the awkward silences and every thing Torgo does in the movie is pure gold.
Manos is a movie sooooo bad that it is hilarious
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A previously-worn formal dress purchased and reused by another girl or woman. Most often occurs with wedding gowns or prom dresses.
1) Oh my God Jessica did you see that hideous hand me gown Becca wore to Prom? It must have been hanging in the Good Will store since the eighties!
2) "Well at least Tina is wearing a hand me gown wedding dress and didn't waste money on a new one." "Of course! This is her third marriage in it!"
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The directive to no longer shake hands with anyone, born of the Coronavirus.
We demonstrated the newly instituted safe hands protocol and offered our most sincere air kisses standing ten feet apart.
The craziest bitches you'll ever meet. They're fun loving, nasty, and confident. You wish your boyfriend was a left handed Scorpio.
Lena: Oh my god, Stacey just tackled Joey
Jay: Yk them left handed scorpios, that's why you don't piss them off