plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers

Euphanism for being homosexual

I wouldn't bet on your chances with that guy, he plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers

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I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

I'll play like the children are little bugs in mah web.

One of the funniest lines in any movie.
From wordFamily Guy/word

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Get the 🤬 out of my room I'm playing Minecraft

A meme with raging Minecraft kid

*opens the door*
GET THE 🤬 OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

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Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Butt fucking, incest, gay

Friend: I saw that
Other Friend: Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

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National Let Your Sibling Play Video Game Day

February 4th is National Let Your Sister Play Video Games Day. Hand over the controller.

"It's February 4th you have to let me play!"
"So?"
"It's National Let Your Sibling Play Video Game Day!"

June 2 National Mr. Mattern plays uno day

A day where Mr. Mattern played uno

June 2 national Mr. Mattern plays uno day. is a day where Mr. Mattern played uno