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After dropping a load in a woman's mouth, make her spit it out into your hand, then slap the shit out of her with it.
When Beth kept complaining about being hungry, I fed her a knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise and it took care of both the hunger and the complaining.
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a hock-cock-sandwich is when your traveling out of town and stop at a little shithole deli to get a sandwich and some drink
and the rednecks see your faggity mazda parked outside and assume your a bitch ass yankee and then hock a loogy in your sandwich then pass it down the line and peform numerous jizzing and spitting actions onto it they may even suck eachother off and then spit the cum onto it
hey dude did you get us some food in there?
yeah nick but i dont think those rednecks liked me
damn i hope they didnt give us hock-cock-sandwiches
fuck.. they did.. godamn it...
it was probally the mazda were driving
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An insult
You fucking Queef baloney sandwich Muncher
One slice of bread, one slice of cheese, folded.
Well I had to work late, so I picked up a Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS) on the way home. - Dick Van Dyke
used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.
I quit, now put that on your sandwich!
Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)
Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog
Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich
A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly
He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
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