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The nipples that a man has. Usually grosser than a ladies nips...but still nips!
While I looking for the morning paper, I ran into my neighbor who was rubbing his MAN NIPS so hard they started producing milk.
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The man that a women in a relationship messes around with on the side.
Nosey Bitch 1: I herd that Jess is messing around with Pete but still going out with Steve.
Nosey Bitch 2: Really? I always knew she had a man on the side.
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A discussion between two or more straight male strangers on topics such as cars, power tools, video games, chicks, beer, sports, etc. Used to break the ice in a comfortable way by finding common ground.
Bill: Who was that dude you were talking to at the bar?
Joe: Oh that was Frank, I was talking to Jim and he came over and started man-flirting with us, turns out he's restoring a '68 Cuda, it's awesome. He's a Colts fan too.
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(n) An efficient method of sexual intercourse for gay males. Lining up in a single-file line with the shortest male in back, insert your penis into the anus of the person directly in front of you until a linked chain is formed. Proceed with a repeating back-and-forth motion of the pelvis, alternating direction with the person in front of you until every man has been satisfied.
Since the shortest person, also known as the "caboose" or the "bitch", will normally ALWAYS be in back, it is considerate to allow them to be in front on occasion so that they may experience anal stimulation. This can be achieved by finding some bricks or a small table for them to stand on so that they are a more suitable height for the tallest of the group.
If you can collaborate a large enough group, a ring formation can also be formed. This is known as a Mexican Firing Squad.
Homosexual #1: This study group is really boring. I'd much rather be making a Man Kabob.
Homosexual #2: Yeah, I agree, let's wrap it up in 10 or 15 and go back to my apartment.
Homosexual #3: Sounds like fun, but I'm the shortest one here, and I prefer to take it.
Homosexual #4: That's okay, we can pick up a cinder block on the way.
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A fraud from Argentina who can't score against big teams, loses the football match and lashes the anger out on Bolivia.
Dad, did that tax fraud Pessi score today?
Yea son, our own Bolivia-Man has scored a Hattrick in Penalties
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The supervillain of Toronto. He gets a bucket of shit and dumps it on people. Has been seen wearing a construction hat. His motive is unknown. Maybe he just wants to see the world burn.
Also known as the serial shitter.
UofT Student: Have you heard of the peepeepoopoo man?
YorkU Student: Oh yeah, he dumped a bucket of liquified shit on a student.
Ryerson Student: I'm terrified.
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Tyler cut things off with one person then went to her best mate that makes him a man slag
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