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Hairstyles: you’ve heard of the flat top, the buzz cut, & the beehive. The Venus Fly Trap is the official name of Mike Pence’s hairstyle
Mike Pence’s hairstyle is true to its name. His Venus Fly Trap caught a housefly at the 2020 VP Debate
When you're about to cream in her pussy and she kegels your cock resulting in your dick being snatched thus causing an unpleasant tingling throughout your whole body :0
man 1: "dude I was about to cum and she Venus fly trapped my dick,"
man 2: "that's the worst,"
person 1: don't visit the world flying community
person 2: ok
Named after the famous flying start from the breakfast menu of a Morrison's cafe.
When making a cooked breakfast you wrap bacon around your dick and crack an egg on top, you then put your toast in the toaster and try to cum. Ideally before the toast pops. You then cum on the toast and have friction cooked scrambled eggs and bacon.
Can also be done with a friend ideally a female to friction cook the sausages.
Decided to treat the missus to a flying start this morning. She lapped that shit up!
A flying tiger is where the girl is lying on the bed in the missionary position. The man then climbs up a six foot ladder to the top. He then jumps off the ladder as if he’s pouncing and roars like a tiger. Landing perfectly in the woman’s vagina.
I can’t believe you successfully used the flying tiger last night.
Judy is drunk - I hope she dosen't do the flying scrapbook again.