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attractive female with a disproportianately large rear end
She's not a bad looker just kind of heavy under water though
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The act of juices flowing uncontrollably from a woman's genitalia.
Blain got that girl water park wet!!
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An awesome mixed drink consisting of:
- 1 oz raspberry liqueur (chambord)
- 1 oz blue curacao liqueur
- 1 oz amaretto
- 1 oz rum (spiced)
- 1 oz sweet and sour mix
it tastes similar to kool aid
Order a Dirty Bong Water. Trust me, this is the kind of bong water you want to drink.
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What Allysus will say when Camila Cabello is gonna have sex with Lauren Jauregui and she knows it
Camila: Gimme some water I’m going to Lauren’s
Ally: Enjoy your water (pervert face)
(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionary’s 1500 character limit was there so..)
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.
“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.
Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.
“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.
“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.
“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.
Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.
There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.
“EW POO WATER!”
“Haha surfs up dude”
“EW POO WATER!”
When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.
Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.
When a cheap bastard or "badass" kid orders a free water and fills it up with soda in a fast food restaurant. Also a sick song by Attila.
"Bitch at mcdonalds just saw me put soda in the water cup."
"Omg I'm rank 2 badass cuz I put soda in the water cup!!!"
"Dude I just listened to soda in the water cup. Sickest shit ever. Fronz is a beast."