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the act of one fucking the devil, then sniffing his gooch, while a smelly yeti eats you out with his dick.
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When you can't see your ass coming into work
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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Getting fucked in the ass by a HUGE COCK.
Julie: I heard Karen slept with Tyreese
Suzy: She did, said she had Mandango anal and wont shit right for the rest of her life
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When a girl gets the runs after anal sex
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"
If a guy gets anal guacamole he's queer
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anal schwalbe anal pentaration dildo wart douche drinking homo jizzer of Anal Infiltration
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During the month of April you may not have anal sex or do anal masturbation
Hey wanna come to my house later?
Fuck naw it's no anal april
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To have forceful, painful, long anal sex
Random hot female: Anally dominate me daddy
An Urban African American street thug: I shall do anal domination with my above average penis
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