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a Dick shaped pussy that squirts OJ
the guy wanted sumthing to drink for breakfest so he asked his wife for some pussy oj shwalbe bevrage. from her schwalbe. wich is a dick shaped pussy
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verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, or to ejaculate prematurely.
Dick and Jane were in Jane's car making out, and when Dick grabbed Jane's boob, Dick schwalbed.
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a german jet-fighter deployed by the Luftwaffe from 1944 to 1945. the schwalbe could reach a speed of 900 kph.
"shit boi is that a Schwalbe coming towards us?
-then they died