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cars that never work

cars that tend to have issues that cost hella money to fix or cars that break down in the middle of the road

I always have cars that never work !

by shitty cars October 21, 2023

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Legend car

A thing one races when starting in dirt oval track racing, or when being washed up in other types of dirt oval track racing. Example of other type: Speedcars/Midgets

Legend cars raced on the weekend, I would rather watch Juniors

by Patroln94 December 12, 2017


National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day

April 20th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger in a car, or even multiple gingers in a car at once

Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day! Let’s go for a drive!

by gingerlover64 April 20, 2023


Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021


Old Fashioned Car Ride

It means sex.

It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).

If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.

New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)

Lora: Wow how’s Jack

Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?

Lora: Yeah?

Rose: lol.

by Superjuliam August 22, 2022


car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016


Crab car

A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.

Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.

by Omgcatslol4 January 21, 2021