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This millennial update of the Swingin' 60's "Whatever turns you on" is a little bit more cynical, yet more open to so-called alternative lifestyles. Truly a "post-porn" phrase, it refers to the internal visualizations one does as fantasy to induce sexual arousal and ultimately, orgasm ("home"). Loosely, it can mean "Whatever makes you happy" or "There's no accounting for taste."
Gossip #1: Have you seen his new wife? She's half his age, and he insisted that she have breast implants done, and that she bleach her hair blonde!"
Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?
Or:
Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?
Man #2: Whatever takes you home.
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1. Where you ass rape a guy that has humiliated you in some way to get your self respect back.
2. where in a prision riot if any hostages are taken a prisioner will ass rape a prision guard that has been hard on him.
And is what it means to take back my macho.
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Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!
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Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.
Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”
Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”
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verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.
Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.
Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."
Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."
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A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.
Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."
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Kick Ass and Take No Names, is when you just want to kick ass and don't need to talk about how many names you can write down.
Hay dude do you want to play WOW no I rather play COD because I can Kick Ass and Take No Names.
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