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douche-ass

a conjunction of douche bag and dumb ass, used when your so mad you cant chose which one to use.

"that guy is such a douche-ass!" "president bush was a douche-ass!"

by pyro - rei December 27, 2008

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Douche Baguette

A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.

Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
canucks frogs

by Haute Pepper September 15, 2011

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brain douche

A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.

Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.

by Braindouche! December 8, 2010

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Fo-Douche

A name for some who is a foreign douchebag

I cant believe you are sick, stop being such a fo-douche and get better

Dude stop being such a fo-douche and hop that fence

by M Jordan February 3, 2008

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Douche Whistle

A sound added to the key up of a CB radio. It is also known as a "key up tone". This tone can be (and not restricted to) an ascending tone, a tri-tone or a sound clip. It's uses vary by the user. Some are used to glamorize one's radio while it could also be used to annoy other chicken banders. Douche whistles are most popular with truck drivers and Cb'ers in Mexico.

Did you hear the douche whistle on that Mexican's radio?

That guy is annoying the shit out of the truckers on 19 with that douche whistle.

by Dooley-413 April 9, 2011

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douche fuck

a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.

Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"

by crazyblond94913 October 21, 2010

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Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.

I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!

by DayToDay July 11, 2011

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