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chocolate star monster

A Chocolate Star Monster is a Homorsexual male who prefer's to give anal intercourse and not receive it.

"Look at the size of the gay brick layer, you can tell he is a chocolate star monster, no queer boy could handle him"

by BrightEyez March 12, 2008


chocolate highway boogie

This is, of course, anal sex.

I was doin the chocolate highway boogie with jane last night.

by TDP411 February 28, 2008


Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl

When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl

Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!

by Ionlemonpoo September 19, 2014


Strawberry Chocolate Supreme

When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.

Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.

by gingsquad July 01, 2015


mint hot chocolate

...is for nubs

Boselli is a nub for drinking mint hot chocolate

by yotangounegrandegatolosmipante January 28, 2009


Bye chocolate people

Family Guy-phrase used by Stewie Griffin and Joe Swanson for saying goodbye to their African-American friends Cleveland Brown and Cleveland Brown Jr. in the "Pilot" episode of The Cleveland Show".
Real definition: immature and childish alternative word for saying goodbye to people of African descent.
Slang: bye to people made out of chocolate.

Father 1: Goodbye, I'm gonna miss you, pal
Child 1, 2: Goodbye!
Child 3: Bye chocolate people!
Father's friend: I'm gonna miss you all!

by comedyyxet January 22, 2022


double chocolate twister

when a short, white girl has sex with two large, negro fellows; where one is in the vagina, one in the back and they perform a rolling motion back an forth on the bed, hence the twister.(;

Damn Kieran! You look awful!

Sorry.. um.. double chocolate twister..

**high fives

by whothefuckisbeiber? June 27, 2011