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A text sent from hell this shit will make anyone's iPhone crash if its sent via text message. The origin of this is unknown rumors say ISIS is behind it because of the Arabic characters but there has been no evidence linked to that theory.
effective.
Power
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My stupid friend thought it would be funny to send me the effective power text now my phone crashed and my text messages don't fucking work
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When someone says something fake or false and hold you by different standards.
“I mean, what was he doing — what was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the death? Before the shooting?" - Trump
"Obama is not an american citizen and he is a muslim." - Trump
"Hillary Clinton was in a child sex ring scandal, look it up" - Trump
"The fake news of me and golden showers are like from Nazi Germany" - Trump
"The Trump effect is appalling. The world facepalms and feels ashamed to share the planet."
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the cumulative effect of 200-odd years of industrialisation and thinking that we're (the human race) smart. Fossil fuels should be banned!
If we're so smart at using dirty fuels and creating the greenhouse effect, we can be smart enough to use solar energy like the plants do and reverse the greenhouse effect.
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The immense and immediate enjoyment of something regardless of quality, value, or originality, but rather prior reputation.
Kate: Did you see the preview for the new Sex in the City movie? Its going to be awesome!
Bob: No it won't be, you just have the halo effect.
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Joe: Did you download the new Halo beta?
Bob: I could care less, you just have the halo effect. New Halo games come off of an assembly line.
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the continuous and mysterious way things go wrong when the Kremlin is around
The futures had no delta effect...thus the Kremlin effect.
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tightening of the butthole. usually induced by an unpleasant surprise, or a feeling of imminent danger. when you know pain is coming.
(from EvE)
Player#1: "he was spamming the warp drive, as my ship was locking him".
Player#2: "he probably suffered the pucker effect".
(Jackass wannabes)
Jackass#1: "Mike, hold still for the camera while I hit you with this bamboo cane".
Jackass#2: .........suffers from pucker effect
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When a hot girl calls out to an incel on social media and he changes his minds immediately or when an incel support the opinions of a girl because she is pretty regardless of her opinion in a desperate try to get some coochie , but always fails miserably
Damm he simped so hard it’s the definition of Juman’s effect
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