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The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
The #1 who likes getting pegged
Y’all here jacob holley dropped anotha one
a fire headed ginger, who burns burns people. He was the original FHD disease and lots of kids make fun of him and beat him up at school.
Jacob Kooba Rafacz gets beet up on Jan 20 every year on national kick a ginger day.
Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.
Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?
Yea there fucking ugly!
Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.
Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.
To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough
Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs
A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)
Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton