beer and ice cream run

A quick trip to the grocery or convenient store for any manner of junk food, such as ingredients needed for dip for a football game.

Guy 1: We don't have enough cheese to make dip!
Guy 2: Time for a beer and ice cream run.

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Beer Pong Rebuttle Shot

(This one's for the ladies)
When a man is getting a blow job from some girl, and he tries to bust in her face without telling her, she dodges, punches him in the balls, and while he's screaming in pain from the nut shot, she turns around and bricks in his mouth... And were heading to a three cup overtime!

Paul -"Eddy! Why the fuck are your teeth brown?"
Eddy- "Well i was trying to give my girlfriend an Angry Pirate, but she turned it around and gave me a Beer Pong Rebuttle Shot. It happended like a week ago but my teeth are still covered in shit!"

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Root Beer Float

!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!

Lie woman on her back get the oxygen tank hook up two nostril tubes jammed down womans nose (make sure tubes go to lungs) fill womans mouth with craft root beer. Fuck womans mouth till a hot load blows out of your dick let cream rise have said woman enjoy!

There they go swallowing that root beer float

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Beer party rite

A rite in which teens new to a college or high school have to go to a beer party and consume mass quantities of beer usually through a funnel as a rite of passage.

John's got a real hang over he just went through his beer party rite.

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Hold my Beer (Anger)

An expression of anger. So great is the annoyance, you're to start a fight or would like to hit someone. Interchangeable with "Hold my coat."

English. Seen in 1950s/60s British cinema, before fight scenes, or as an expression of displeasure. Not to be confused with the now in vogue American use, preceding a boastful or stupid act.

That idiot annoys me, Hold my beer (Anger), where upon a fight breaks out.

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Beer up the butt chicken

A storebought chicken witch gets a full 12 oz. can crammed up it's ass for an extreamy large amount of flavoring. This style of chicken cooking falls into the "Smoked Chicken" catigory.

"Tommy i just had the beer up the butt chicken, it was fuking fantastic!"

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Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer

Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!

Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!

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