that feeling when you won a game you never played before

That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.

Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.

Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

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I wanna play you like my e-girls

This was made for games and e-girls how want to flirt with each other
It comes for Draw me like one of your french girls but for gamers.

Hey gamer girl i wanna play you like my e-girls

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treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

Used generally as a method of dismissal.

Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

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excue e moi s vo plai

This means 'excuse me'in Dionasfirgh language. Dionasfirgh is an ancient language which was used in Africa. Few people now know the language now. I am one of those people.
My name is Makaila. If you want to know anymore of this language conatct me

excue e moi s vo plai

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If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

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