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when a girl or guy takes a cotton ball and pours alcohol on it, then puts it on top of a guys pennis and lights it on fire.
"yesterday, mona the screamer gave me a Mexican Torchlight"- abby smith
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Mid coitus, the male withdraws from the female's vagina, gets her father on the phone, and demands he wire him $10,000 or else he puts it in his daughter's ass.
Tried the old Mexican Jail on Irene's Dad. No dice.
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Essentially having a threesome with a burrito. Like French kissing but spicier.
"Dude, how was Taco Tuesday last night?"
"Oh ya know, it ended in a lot of Mexican kissing."
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When you pull a dirty sanchez and then instantly transition to the rusty fish hook.
Sometimes I just do the Dirty Sanchez to my girlfriend. Sometimes I give her the Rusty Fish Hook. But last night, I pulled a Mexican Fisherman on her!
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when you shit in a pull out couch and close it
She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron
A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.
Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.