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While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.
As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.
When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.
Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.
1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but you’re dressed up as a clown ;)
{friend} why are you dressed up and a clown and smell like shit?
{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her
A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.
Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?
Someone who doesn’t know what’s going on, true space cadet, love them to death. But fuck they hurt to talk to.
Matthew Murphy is a clowne
A collection of someone's stupidity.
There is another one for your clown bank.
Don't be a clown bank!