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You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.
Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.
Something you shouldn’t watch
Why? Because a man has sex with a horse in it.
Hey wanna watch the horse video?
If it’s the one where he forgets his phone, no.
do not ask what the horse video is
*Sees the horse video*
"Time to go drink bleach"
A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.
Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.
the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD
"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"
The definition of a face on which looks like the back ass end of a horse
When horse face speaks, I am reminded that I am talking to someone who looks like a horse